Yankees place Derek Jeter on 60 Day Disabled List
New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter had some difficulty Saturday night after the Yankees' 5-2 victory in Detroit.
View ArticleDachshund Helps Mute Children Speak
Identical twin brothers Jerry and Jerome Jefferson have simultaneously spoken their first words ever at age eight. Their mother, Jennifer, said "This truly is a miracle. The Lord used that cute little...
View ArticleThe Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested
The infamous hamburger thief, known on the streets as "The Hamburglar," was finally tracked down and arrested, late Saturday night, in what was initially a mere traffic stop in suburban New York.
View ArticleGhost of Elvis Witnesses to Young Musician
A stunning apparition that left a twenty year old witness all shook up claimed to be Elvis Presley, with a message from Heaven. Zeke was playing his guitar, in his Memphis garage, when suddenly,...
View ArticleRingo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965
New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and...
View ArticleTaylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket
After Taylor Swift was allegedly sexually assaulted by a radio DJ who lost his job over her claim about it, that DJ tried to sue her, claiming that the sexual assault never happened. Taylor Swift...
View ArticleObama Picks Michael Jackson as New Spiritual Advisor
After Barack Obama has distanced himself from cult leader Jeremiah Wright, he has found a new spiritual advisor who is more in tune with human nature. Who is it? Legendary pop star, Michael Jackson!...
View ArticleDead Musicians to Perform at Woodstock 2019?
Supernatural activity of cosmic proportions will occur at Bethel, New York, if a local farmer's tale is true. Long deceased musicians will be performing at Woodstock 2019. When local farmer Zeke Henry...
View ArticleKindergartener Expelled for Saying "Maclunkey" to Classmate
Ever since Disney+ became active with a re-released and slightly edited version of the original Star Wars movie, A New Hope, the word âMaclunkeyâ has become the topic of intense discussion, debate,...
View ArticleFacist P.C. Police Force More NFL Teams to Change Names
After the Washington Redskins were forced to change their name, since it was deemed offensive by those who have nothing better to do than look for an excuse to be offended, now the precedent has been...
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